Nowadays, artificial intelligence is the phrase on everyone’s minds, especially with the proliferation of AI-based language models like ChatGPT. That gets one thinking, Las Vegas could surely benefit from technology like that! Introducing: ChatLV.


Some people (and many journalists who parachute in for a story) consider Las Vegas to be artificial.

While some elements may be artificial, there are real people who live here and lead real lives. But interestingly, the concept of “artificial” in one sense may help Las Vegas in the long run.

Could the city benefit from the use of artificial intelligence?

There’s ChatGPT, a machine learning algorithm that is being used in a variety of applications. Why not ChatLV, an algorithm designed for the entertainment capital of the world?

Just like ChatGPT, you type in a question and you get an answer. While some answers may not always be accurate or responsive, most of the time it will work.

With that in mind, here are some possible Las Vegas answers using the Chat format:

*Can you predict the next jackpot?

ChatLV Answer: I could, but I would like a percentage before answering.

*What is the shortest distance to the buffet?

ChatLV Answer: The road less traveled.

*Who will be the next big winner?

ChatLV Answer: The universe.

*How do I avoid long lines?

ChatLV Answer: Off hours.

*Who do I ask for a room upgrade?

ChatLV Answer: Ask the front desk politely and slip them a Jackson.

*Where can I find free parking in Las Vegas?

ChatLV Answer: In the history books.

*Best odds?

ChatLV Answer: You’ll lose.

*Where can I get a free drink?

ChatLV Answer: In today’s Las Vegas, that would be from a water fountain.

*How do I score free tickets to shows?

ChatLV Answer: How do you feel about timeshares?

*Why are there slot machines at the airport?

ChatLV Answer: It’s not an airport, it’s an airport-themed casino.

*Will I enjoy a magic show?

ChatLV Answer: How much do you like your watch?

*How do you score tickets for Adele?

ChatLV Answer: Legally?

*What should I wear in the summer?

ChatLV Answer: Sunblock.

*Should I bet on a hard eight?

ChatLV Answer: May the fours be with you.

As you can see, there are endless possibilities for ChatLV that Las Vegas visitors can use. Is there a ChatLV in the future for Las Vegas?

ChatLV Answer: Yes, as long as you call me Mr. Las Vegas.

Articles by Author: Ira David Sternberg

Ira David Sternberg is host of “Talk About Las Vegas With Ira,” a weekly podcast that features engaging conversations with celebrities, entertainers, writers, and personalities. He is a veteran casino publicist with executive experience at the Tropicana and Las Vegas Hilton, as well as a writer and broadcaster. Listen to Ira’s weekly shows at He can be reached at